I've decided that I should be a detective. A private detective... sounds pretty good, huh?
The thing is, I'm too nosey/inquisitive/curious/intrusive for my own good. I know too much about people that I'm supposed to hardly know... and you know how I do this? Facebook.
People may try to be all secretive... but they fail. They don't realise that when they write something to someone, 9 times out of 10 there's a nosey fucker somewhere else reading it. They may upload photos and choose the option that says 'do not share to newsfeed', but again, little do they know there's always someone having a good ol' gander, looking at what they're getting up to. And, in most cases, that person is probably me.
Everyone, without realising, is a nosey bastard. Why else would they get a facebook account? After all, that's what it's all about isn't it? Wanting to be in the know with the newest happenings. It's like a massive gossip database; all you have to do is search the person you want to know the latest with.

Ruth is in a relationship with Bob? Oooh, she left a love heart to him... OMG he's talking to HER?! "Rita is now single" WHAT! but she's been with him for aaaaaaages? - Sound familiar? If it does, then you, my dear friend, are a beautiful nosey bastard.
You can use this natural curiosity in many ways. You can ignore it by being indenial, and pretending you simply don't care (which you obviously do) or you could use it to your advantage.

Go crazy. Look at everyone's profile's and laugh at how nosey you can really be. Hold your head up high with pride when you bump into someone you haven't seen a while, and they tell you about what they've been up to... because inside you can smile at the fact that you already know.